Gleaming white and whirling madly
Kitchenaid you served me badly!
At the time you were most needed
Your engine stopped, your gears a-bleeded!
55 batches of cake batter required-
On batch 55 was when you expired.
Mercifully the roulade finished nicely by spatula
But 30 lbs of buttercream by hand is unnatural!
I completed the order and read the all the signs